The Topic Of Poo Returns
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iTZKooPA on Thursday, December 4, 2008 - 24 Comments Tags: bowel movements, crap, fun quests, grizzly hills, outhouse, poo, quest design, questing, spoilers, toilet humor
iTZKooPA on Thursday, December 4, 2008 - 24 Comments Tags: bowel movements, crap, fun quests, grizzly hills, outhouse, poo, quest design, questing, spoilers, toilet humor 
Not even two hours after I turned in yesterday's post on toilet humor, I found another quest in Northrend that took it to the max. Due to the fact that the topic is fresh on my mind, and that the quest contains more depth, so much that it made me laugh out loud, I cannot pass up on the opportunity to discuss poop again.SolidSamm finally ventured into Grizzly Hills yesterday afternoon (after scoring the I've Toured the Fjord achievement) and joined the struggle at Amberpine Lodge. In case you failed to pick up on it, or haven't been, the Horde, Alliance and local wildlife in the immediate area are all searching for food. As with any hungry populaces struggling for the same foodstuff, conflict is sure to ensue. Many of the opening quests offered in Amberpine deal with collecting food or protecting resources from carnivorous beasts and even the wildlife.
With all the running around you do for these people your avatar is bound to get hungry and indulge in the mouth-watering Amberseeds stored in the inn. Once you do, your life may change forever. After chowing on the tasty seeds you find out that they possess magical properties that could save the town from starvation! Oh noes, whatever shall you do?! The chain continues with Master Woodsman Anderhol demanding you get the seeds back, by any means necessary. He sends you off to collect ingredients for Azeroth's version of Ex-Lax before you head out to the local outhouse, where the fun begins.
The line culminates in a usable outhouse, complete with an area effect, sound effects, visual effects and a debuff. Being the shy defecating person that I am, I was a bit embarrassed when I stepped outside to see a line of players behind me. To make matters worse, the next in line /cheer-ed me as I stepped out. I did what any other gaseous Gnome would do, I /fart-ed against her, then /bow-ed to the line before I stealthed away in shame.
The image does not do the hilariousness justice. If you haven't participated in the chain, go do it ASAP. I looked quickly and did not manage to find a Horde equivalent. My horde buddy said he did not find a quest like that during his rush to 80, so you evildoers might be out of luck. At least you can enjoy the funny quest names and text?
Playing with an animal's bowel movements is one thing, but my own? That is just nasty Blizzard!
Reader Comments (24)
Yeah I found that quest pretty amusing as well, I wonder how they recorded THOSE sound effects :)
AWESOME QUEST!
Funny you are posting this. I just finished the quest. I found it very funny in that college days kinda humor. Someone told me you can use the outhouse over and over again. The noise the toons make are well interesting. Have fun all!
I love how the "carnivorous beasts " link leads to the wiki page of the Horde.
LOL. man this expansions sounds really cool. im going to have to get it and start playing my druid again, maxinpowers, he a straight up G ha. i quit because i wanted to focus on college but funny thing is my grades actually went down after i quit.... wierd huh. so thats my 2 cents. OH ask the guys if the can bring a druid along any spec it would pretty cool to see. plz and thank you
I did this quest chain with a hunter friend and her pet went in the outhouse aswell.
Being a shaman and all i had to check that i still had my totems with me.
Very fun and childish quest but still worth doing.
Lol i did that yesterday and made me lol when you hear UGHHAHH UGHAAAGG
My favorite part is when they put the amberseeds that you just shit out back into the bucket for someone else to eat. Yay!
Horde, evildoers? Naw. We just don't need toliet humor to interest us in our quests.
Why is horde evil and alliance good? humans in the lore often just kill everything they don't know, and after the curse upon the orcs was liften by grom, all they've done is tried to keep their people safe and remain at peace
Well, I'd like to point out something....I Honestly think Blizzard took this one into consideration, Allaince is mainly populated by 8yr olds. The PL guys are the only guys i know that aren't 8yrs old. So yea, they knew since most of the horde is really mature..they didn't give us a immature quest. I mean the Quest in nagrand where you have to look through the cherrys or whatever it was, that was kinda funny. that's a completely diffrent story though.
@Ej
>Allaince is mainly populated by 8yr olds
I can't tell if your serious or just trolling. I'll just assume the later since I can't believe any reasonable person would come to that conclusion.
typo "latter"
I did the quest, and while bathroom humor can be funny, outhouse humor seems to be hilarious.
This quest line might be a vague reference to Kopi Luwak, a very expensive coffee made from coffee beans passed through the digestive system of an Indonesian animal.
While the seeds you give back to the quest giver are not used to make coffee, they are eventually used to nourish the people.
Maybe that's the reason most of the food you can make in the game looks like crap.
:)
"Horde, evildoers? Naw. We just don’t need toliet humor to interest us in our quests."
It saddens me that you appear very serious about your statement. I hope I am wrong.
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By Ej on Friday, December 5th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Well, I’d like to point out something….I Honestly think Blizzard took this one into consideration, Allaince is mainly populated by 8yr olds. The PL guys are the only guys i know that aren’t 8yrs old. So yea, they knew since most of the horde is really mature..they didn’t give us a immature quest. I mean the Quest in nagrand where you have to look through the cherrys or whatever it was, that was kinda funny. that’s a completely diffrent story though
Thats funny, seeing as though theres a quest in Hellfire where you have to make a Felhunter eat the helboars then dig through it's droppings to find a key, quest is HORDE ONLY.
And how is that a completely different story btw???
By Fruma on Saturday, December 6th, 2008 at 12:44 am
“Horde, evildoers? Naw. We just don’t need toliet humor to interest us in our quests.”
It saddens me that you appear very serious about your statement. I hope I am wrong.
I know its hard to sense over the internet, but if I said it out loud you would've sensed a hint of sarcasm. /smirk
It sounds like a very fun quest....
but I'm horde and don't get that quest, but since we are better in every way to the alliance, Blizzard may have thought it would be nice to give them something to brag about?
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