WoWFlix: The Weapon Vendor
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Heartbourne on Friday, October 9, 2009 - 16 Comments Tags: WoWFlix, the weapon vendor, wowcrendor
Heartbourne on Friday, October 9, 2009 - 16 Comments Tags: WoWFlix, the weapon vendor, wowcrendor
WoWFlix is a column featuring videos from around the web related to World of Warcraft. If you find something you’d like to be featured, leave a comment or send a tweet to @Heartbourne.
I decided that this edition of WoWFlix should be non-music based and PG rated, which ruled out most of the WoW videos I saw in the past month. However, wowcrendor recently hit the scene with his snarky videos, and this one is perhaps my favorite.
It tells the story of Urtharo, who starts the video as a boy aspiring to be a Weapon Vendor. Horde players know him well, as he is on the way from the area where you port into Orgrimmar to the bank and auction house, making him clearly superior to Kaja for repairs and vendoring grays. The story goes that he ran a successful weapon shop until BC came out, and nobody bought his stuff. Since he was required by the Orgrimmar constitution to buy people's stuff, he went bankrupt. His shop closed down, but he played the auction house to regain his fortune. He became extravagantly rich, but then didn't pay heed to the warning that Wrath of the Lich King was coming out, and invested and lost most of his money on Primal Fire, since most people wanted Eternal Fire. After becoming so poor that he wandered out of Orgrimmar to the boar farm, where he got boar flu. He then got killed by a harpy when searching for a cure.
Discuss.
I decided that this edition of WoWFlix should be non-music based and PG rated, which ruled out most of the WoW videos I saw in the past month. However, wowcrendor recently hit the scene with his snarky videos, and this one is perhaps my favorite.
It tells the story of Urtharo, who starts the video as a boy aspiring to be a Weapon Vendor. Horde players know him well, as he is on the way from the area where you port into Orgrimmar to the bank and auction house, making him clearly superior to Kaja for repairs and vendoring grays. The story goes that he ran a successful weapon shop until BC came out, and nobody bought his stuff. Since he was required by the Orgrimmar constitution to buy people's stuff, he went bankrupt. His shop closed down, but he played the auction house to regain his fortune. He became extravagantly rich, but then didn't pay heed to the warning that Wrath of the Lich King was coming out, and invested and lost most of his money on Primal Fire, since most people wanted Eternal Fire. After becoming so poor that he wandered out of Orgrimmar to the boar farm, where he got boar flu. He then got killed by a harpy when searching for a cure.
Discuss.
Reader Comments (16)
A bit random, but cool :)
HAHA!
Love the end when he said "The moral of this story is: Stop asking me for 20g for a mount!"
So true, get that once a day when im AFKing in Dalaran.
A bit odd how WoW insider featured this video today as well, just a bit earlier on.
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lol mayb u should create machinema cause this was ***** hilerious
Lol that was some really random shit right there.
Best story ever.......
man this story is so depressing
the ending is kind of funny though
BRILLIANT!!!
good moral:))
i recomand watching this video...i its veru cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWgW3ogaV84&feature=player_profilepage
i loved it, that was so funny!
This one was funny i recomend watching some of his other videos like his take on the cataclysm trailer:
The world can only cling to hope..........Barren chat has returned.......
xD LOL
so true......... the AH is easiest way to make money plus one other thing any one who buys one of them gold farming books are honestly a fucking moron that doesn't know shit about WoW................ thank you and have a great day
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when is this site gonna go back to having actual, fun, semi useful new videos of 4 nerds and a speaker doing stuff in the game?
I got hit up for 160 gold today by some random person. So I laughed pretty hard when the moral of the story was mentioned.