Project Lore

Hey Pixiestixy, I'll tell you why there's so much rogue hate going around, and it's not because of our past deeds.  It's because of me, and other rogues like me.  I've been purposely teasing my opposing faction, the dirty Horde, with my turkified body.  Prancing, gobbling and forming Horde trains as I run freely through the floating city of Dalaran.  Once I've wasted enough of their time, often four or five people are waiting, I'll dispel the buff and allow one, and only one, person to reapply it.  Then I train then some more.  And that's if I'm feeling kind.  Let the in-fighting begin!  Nuts to them if they can't wait, I'm a gnome rogue, one of the not-so-common combinations.  They can love it or go home without the title. Yea, I am being a total jerk, but you know what, that's what they get for constantly killing me while I am farming.  I hardly everQQ about being killed, so I don't want to hear your QQ about my fowl mood.  Actually, that's what they get for allowing that warmongering Garrosh to rise the ranks, aligning himself as the next Warchief. You'll be happy to know that I am being a jerk to the Alliance as well.  In an effort to make them pay for all the gnomists (racism against gnomes) and punting jokes, I've charged for the privilege of shooting me in the face with a bunch of feathers.  If you've got 20 gold to waste, then I'll drop the buff for you.  Otherwise, you better hope to be in my guild, get in one of my heroic, or raid runs to find me sans feathers. I've got about four days left of payback, and I plan on using every minute of it to stand up for my people - the Alliance and the gnome race.  For Gnomeregan!