WoWFlix: Get Lich or Die Trying (NSFW)





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A couple of weeks ago, the infamous "Get Lich or Die Trying" song and video were released to the interwebs. Complete with one of the most famous WoW cosplayers and their merchandise, this video has one of the highest production values of a non-in-game WoW video ever produced. It could be seen far and wide, from Kotaku to Digg, and after a month of development on our new NSFW image, its here on Project Lore!
Wow.com had a great interview and behind the scenes with them. If you are the fashionable type, you might want to pick up one of those classy t-shirts you saw in the video. You can also grab the mp3 from that page so that you can listen to it on loop while wiping endlessly on Arthas, like I do!
Lyrics:
This is for all you Alliance and Horde out there.
Especially you Forsaken b*****, you picked the wrong side.
Yo it's Arthas, baby. Get your parkas, ladies.
Yo, show 'em how it's done.
Nerub, Northrend, Nerzhul, where you at?
(Grarrrgrghh), Yo, we even got a ghoul on the track.
Hold onto your bawls, sh*t's about to go down
So don't wait up, mother f***, meet you up on Icecrown.
Yo, T10 just can't defend against the Lich King's cold,
Hope you specced "run the f*** away", your party just got told
Your life on cooldown forever, my boy is in it to win,
He's wipin' more raids than Leeroy Jenkins.
While you grind for rep, he just grinds with ladies
that nec-romantic magic makes the women go crazy
No one plays like the Lich King, so stick to your dailies.
He's the boss of the bosses, you're a b**** level 80.
Icecrown Incorporated open for business,
Q1's looking good, expect a rise in rez sickness,
go macro slash wrist, cuz the boss's undying,
and its kill or be killed, so GET LICH OR DIE TRYIN.
We ain't sick f***s of the year, for sure, but we was nominated
All hope is lost, Obama just got abominated
We got Barrack, you got less chance than Ralph Nader
You want the crown you'll need more raid than an exterminator.
There's a vamp givin us a bad name out there,
We deal in death and despair, he'd rather f**k with his hair,
Dude can't even get laid, he just stares lookin' sullen,
Diamond skinned little bitch, yo mother f*** Edward Cullen.
Try to f*** with his plans, hes gonna make you his bitch.
Ride you round like a mount, theres no escaping the Lich.
Remember Wrathgate? Saurfang the Younger?
Hell just reach out his sword and say Frostmourne hungers
And like that your soul's locked into servitude,
there's no more gettin' loot, no more 2v2s,
why don't you qq newbs, back to Barrens chat b*****s,
He's the Lich King, mother f*****, f***** KING OF THE LICHES.
You Uther, where you at? Whattup Saurfang? Fordragon, whattup? Oh that's right. Y'all dudes are dead.
King's still on the throne, man. Been on there since W-C-3.
We ain't goin' no where. We out.
Reader Comments (5)
LMBFAO.... Classic. Thanks HB. :0)
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
or to quote a once famous rapper, "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! THAT SHIT WAS DOPE!"
interesting liked it
Chorus stolen straight from Toto. So sad.