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Dorkins Says...Heal My Pet
Dorkins
Me: There are five men in this group right?
You: Right
Me: No, wrong
You: Wrong?
Me: Yeah wrong. You see that huge white tiger standing next to me?
You: Yeah
Me: That's f***ing Jimmy and he's my pet and he's part of this group, so that makes six of us.
You: Oooookay. So what?
Me: So what?!?! So he is just as important as everyone else. And because I'm a Beast Master he provides almost 35% of my f***ing dps. Not only that, but with Ferocious Inspiration everytime he crits a mob in the face, we as a group gain 3% to all damage! And trust me he crits a lot.
You: Fine he the sixth man, your a Beast Master he helps your dps, and give us some Ferocious stuff. Now, why are you telling me this?
Me: Because you're the healer a**hole!! Just like anyone else in the group, if you see him dying, throw a heal his way. Got it?
You: Yeah, whatever.
Me: A**hole.