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Dorkins Is The Best Pet Owner In The World...of Warcraft.

I swear to all that is holy, including paladins and priests, if you screw with Dorkins...I will turn red, grow really big, then rip your face off and defecate on your dead corpse. Are We Clear?! That is a warning to everybody, including you party members.

Man I need some meat.

Reader Comments (9)

Did you ever do Ramp before?, Because you say you never got the gloves of the first boss.

i think he means he never got the gloves while doing the instance at that level. sicne by the time your 64 youll find some green gloves better that make it pointless to go back and grind a low level instance for what would by then be "crappy" gloves

July 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTorrioe

I've still got my blue gloves from Ramps... I'm 65 now and still nothing better.... Where's this green shit?

October 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterShinshiva

Wow Jimmy ur so hardcore that my pet now says "WHERES JIMMY HE IS MY IDOL!" and go kill some critters for meat ive done it before and the rabbits taste great

January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDorkinz

iam a lover not a fighter but iam allways ready to defend my master and i dont take threats kindly-so this is a wrning your first strike the next strike will be my horn up you ass got that

January 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercocopuff

Why cant pets eat from corpses? I mean a boar or a talbuk is simpli walking meat or not?

February 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLupo

Hey Jimmy, I know what u mean man, if anyone messes with my master Camilora I will F****ng rip their faces of and shoot a spirit strike up their a***s.
She is so good to me, she saved me from being killed for a stupid achievement, her and her mother Windfall.
Of course I was pissed of as hell when she started taming me, but then I saw her true intend, and now she is the best friend I have, so DON'T mess with her or my fangs will be the last thing u feel World....of Warcraft

February 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLoquena

Jimmy has influenced my hunter in many ways...well 1 way..i named my pet Jimmy. Why? I ask Why not?!

June 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMezz

heart warming, jimmy. you are an insperation to us all :)

August 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGilanor

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