Project Lore

"Oh yeah, oh yeah... Hell yeah! Suck it! LOL. I pwned u foo. I got teh FARM!!! Mmuhahahaaaaaaa!!!" So what? You took the farm in AB. And next time they'll take the Stables. And the next time I'll take the Mine, or they'll take the Lumber Mill. Or maybe the Blacksmith for fun. Those people who boast in bgs how cool they are or how what they just did was so cool or how big their sword is are usually idiots. They're usually the ones who suck so bad cuz they just lost the LM and BS and are now calling themself a hero by taking a flag that wasn't guarded. What is cool is if you do it as a team, as a focused effort and in response to an objective to win as a team instead of just being a pompas ass spouting how freakin' cool they are or how they 'pwned' someone three levels below them. Battle grounds is a team effort. Communicate and work together as best you can. And to all you idiot who think your gawds gift to Wow - Get a freakin clue! Until you can work as a team in bgs, you still suck!

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I wish to gawd that people would learn how to play battlegrounds. It's hard enough to spend a weekend getting 12K honor points to get a nice new belt or something but to have freakin' morons f'kup AV by not know what the hell to do or what the real objective is really, really pisses me off! The game on a PvP server is frustrating enough so I don't have time for people who continually fail. So listen up all you people who don't know what the hell you're doing in AV and, for those that do, point your lame NooB friends and guildies to this post so we can clear this BS up once and for all. First let's focus on the goal of Alterac Valley. The goal is simple: to reduce the opposing team's resources to zero. Period. If you kill the enemy general, that team's resources go to zero instantly and you win. Got it? Enemy captains can be killed reducing resources by 100. Capturing a tower reduces their resources by 75. Capturing a mine gives your team 1 resource per 45 sec. Turning in various supplies quests increase you teams resources. Killing an enemy player reduces their resources by 1. Wait. What was that? Killing an enemy player reduces that teams resources by 1? Only 1? YES! Only freakin' 1 damn point. Damn it people listen up here. Caping a tower gets you 75 point reduction in their resources AND more honor points while wasting time ganking people or chasing after runners to try and kill them only, ONLY gets you 1 point reduction in their resources!! Sure you get 1 point reduction in the other team's resources and slight satisfaction for pwnin some Noob tart with the skills of a baby Murlock but that is a far weaker return for effort than say... KILLING THE ENEMY GENERAL! DO YOU FREAKIN GET IT YET?!?! So listen up all you noobs: here's how to win AV for the last freakin time. 1. Cap the towers. 2. Keep three people at each til they cap. 3. Take every graveyard you can all the way to to the opposing side's base. 4. Wait til all towers cap. 5. Kill the general. NOW stop pissing me off NooBs and go and freakin' win AV!

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Oh crap... not again. Another Battlegrounds where people have no freakin' idea what they are doing or how to get there. That's it people. All you drones who would rather jump into the fray than understand the battle plans, you had better listen 'cuz I am only, only, going to saw this once: Look where you are and what you have to do. Arathi Basin is a capture and hold battleground. That means... capture and hold. Not capture and run to the next one or gank people out in the open. Capture and hold! Look... I got to farm about 60 marks from Arathi for a few items that would be nice upgrades, so do me and yourself a favor, read and memorize this strat: Capture and hold! You get more honor points for winning. You get more marks for winning. You even get better gear sooner for winning. So would you like that? Then CAPTURE AND HOLD! Crap... is that clear enough? Gawd I hope so. Now back to the bgs.

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