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Useless World of Warcraft Leaders
Thrall, Jaina, Varian, Sylvanas, Magni, these are all leaders that we hold some attachment to. Wrath of the Lich King has brought new dynamics to the characters (and in some cases armor), shown new sides of their psyche, and reinforced others. They are more than familiar characters to players thanks to trailers, quests, and in-game interactions, but that's only four of the ten leaders. The rest, well they've faded into the limelight, retreated from the throws of war, usually the Third War, to live a life of relative peace. Or Blizzard just hasn't bothered writing them into a storyline.
Ordered in relative uselessness, from least to most:
Cairne Bloodhoof - Cairne is the first good ole boy from the Third War. Thanks to his veteran status he's seen as one of the wisest leaders of the Horde. Like most wise people he takes an incredible amount of time to make a decision - we assume he's busy weighing all the complexities - which have put him at odds with quick-to-decide people like Garrosh. Cairne hasn't done much for players lately, but he's been grooming his son for eventual leadership. An act that has many people wondering about his immediate future. This reason alone keeps him somewhat relevant.
Tyrande Whisperwind - Her elfen complexion drew me to the Warcraft 3 box like you wouldn't believe, and later art only reaffirmed her sex symbol status in Warcraft lore (just don't look at her high school picture). It should be no shock that brothers fought over her affection in their early years. The love triangle between herself, Malfurion and Illidan was a driving force in Warcraft 3, one that went unrequited until Illidan's demise in The Burning Crusade. Something she wasn't a part of. The leader of the night elves hasn't been a major player in the lore since Malfurion became trapped in the Emerald Dream, which was before WoW was launched. She's made cameos - the battle against Eranikus and a spot in the WoW comic - but nothing serious. We may be stuck with emo Tyrande until the Emerald dream finally opens.
Vol'jin - As the leader of the most under-played race in the game it's not that surprising that the witchdoctor is underutilized. Outside of a couple of quests and a cameo in the Battle for the Undercity, Vol'jin has been largely ignored by the writing staff. It seems that his sole purpose is his little bromance with Thrall, the savior of him and his people during the Warcraft 3 campaign.
Gelbin Mekkatorque - The exiled leader of the gnomes is easily the least useful racial leader in the game. He has little background, had no known place in the earlier wars and continues to suck at fending off the Horde invaders. He even allowed his once prosperous city to be usurped by Thermaplug thanks to his unwillingness to ask for aid from the nearby dwarves. I guess it only makes sense that the most useless leader is the leader of the race with the least lore. It's worth mentioning that we know more aboutThermaplug, Mekkatorque's former adviser, than the deposed leader himself.
I'm not suggesting that we simply kill off nostalgic cast members to get things moving, as LoreCrafted has, but something needs to be done. These are the leaders of entire people, and yet Saurfang and Garrosh receive far more face time and global impact than the entire list. I hope the reboot of WoW via Cataclysm gives these heroes a new drive. Frankly, they've been without a storyline, central role or even a major side quest, for far too long.
Could Velen and Lor'themar have been included in this list? Possibly, but they were a large part of The Burning Crusade and have had some impact on the world since we headed to Northrend. Those four, not so much.
Invinsible: The Mount, the Music, the Legacy
There's been one specific horse trampling his mark all over WoW news this week, and his name is Invincible. On the official World of Warcraft website Wednesday, Blizzard unveiled a page devoted to Arthas' horse along with the news that the Invincible Charger mount will drop upon defeat of the Lich King in Icecrown Citadel, on heroic difficulty. The site also goes into considerable depth on the history of Invincible -- in both life and undeath -- and just why he is so epic and frightening:
The mare Brightmane gave birth to Invincible as a young Prince Arthas watched with rapt attention. In the years following Invincible's birth, the horse and Arthas formed a bond that carried them across the warring nations of Azeroth, through the icy grip of death, and into the throes of battle. The stallion's coiled muscles were made for speed, and Arthas often felt that his mount flew rather than galloped across the countryside.
With the slightest touch of his heel, Arthas was able to convey his directions, and Invincible obeyed without question or hesitation. It was Invincible's unfaltering faith in his master that inevitably led to the stallion's death and unholy rebirth. On a cold winter afternoon as snow was blanketing the ground, Arthas was desperate to get away from the city even if it meant riding through harsh and unforgiving weather. Once outside, Arthas guided Invincible over a familiar jump, but the stallion slipped on slick ice, and the fall shattered his forelegs.With no way to save his companion, Arthas was forced to give Invincible a merciful death, and the prince carried that guilt with him for a very long time.
Years later, after the Lich King granted Arthas necromantic powers, Arthas returned to the grave where he had buried Invincible and raised his loyal servant into undeath. It was in this dark act that Arthas felt a sense of purpose. He believed that Invincible's death was not an accident; rather, it was essential to Arthas's destiny. Invincible was not bred to be a warhorse, but after he was brought back from the dead and made immune to hunger, pain, and exhaustion, he became the perfect steed for Arthas.
The High Inquisitor: Why Doesn't Azeroth Have Changing Seasons?
Welcome to The High Inquisitor, where Project Lore pokes fun at all those crazy, unexplained WoW impossibilities. While the answers to these great mysteries of Azeroth often are a matter of game mechanics, here we’re less interested in that aspect, and more interested in exploring our own unique brand of lore that could happily provide explanations. The inquisitor will make her own suggestions, and the best comment(s) with more possibilities will be highlighted with the next edition’s inquisition.
It's the dead of January, and my usually decently warm spot in the world on the eastern coast of the U.S. is downright frigid. Even my friends in Florida have been seeing wintry temperatures below freezing. It's days like today that I'm happy to escape to Azeroth. ...But wait!
The different zones of Azeroth remain basically the same year-round. Northrend is a chilly place no matter what time of year, seemingly stuck in a perpetual winter. And Durotar... well, have you ever seen snow there, or anywhere else that it doesn't fall regularly? What is going on with the seasons of Azeroth!?
Catching Up with Arthas Over the Holidays
The Novel Post: World of Warcraft: Death Knight
Patch 3.3: Varimathras, Putress & Abominations Gone (Even For Lowbies)
WotLK Top 10: Best Boss Battlecries (5-man edition)
10. "Soft, vulnerable shells. Brief, fragile lives. You can not escape the curse of flesh!" Oh, those cuddly vrykul have such a way with words. These ones were uttered by Sjonnir The Ironshaper in the Halls of Stone.
9. "The master surveyed his kingdom and found it... lacking. His judgment was swift and without mercy: DEATH TO ALL!" The first new dungeon makes its appearance on my list. Marwyn in the Halls of Reflection takes all of the Lich King's murderous malice and sums it up well. Out of all bosses here, he seemingly takes a LOT of pleasure out of killing, also telling players things like "Death is all that you will find here!" and "I saw the same look in his eyes when he died. Terenas could hardly believe it. Hahahaha!"
8. "I have witnessed the rise and fall of empires. The birth and extinction of entire species. Over countless millennia the foolishness of mortals has remained the only constant. Your presence here confirms this. My master has shown me the future, and you have no place in it. Azeroth will be reborn in darkness. Yogg-Saron shall be released! The Pantheon shall fall!" The somewhat long-winded Loken in the Halls of Lighting shows his eloquent side with a nice soliloquy. Perhaps he should have put that misguided passion into the heroes of Azeroth.
7. "Tiny creatures under feet, you bring Garfrost something good to eat!" If you haven't been to the Pit of Saron yet, make sure you go soon and pay Forgemaster Garfrost a visit. I like him because he seems not so much evil -- just hungry, enslaved and stupid. Upon bashing his own food sources (which would be you) with a boulder, he yells in disdain, "That one maybe not so good to eat now. Stupid Garfrost! BAD! BAD!"
6. "We fought back da Scourge. What chance joo be thinkin' JOO got?" Gundrak's Moorabi has a point. And a sexy accent. And he gives you a HELL of a time as you try for that stupid-luck achievement Less-Rabi. But he'll die in the end.
5. "You spoiled my grand entrance, rat. Did you honestly think that an agent of the Lich King would be bested on the field of your pathetic little tournament? I've come to finish my task. This farce ends -- here!" Perhaps it's not so much the Black Knight's words that put him on my list, but the mini-event in which he flies in and disrupts the Trial of the Champion. Plus, if you've done any of the Argent Tournament quests, there's some pretty intriguing lore that leads up to his death.
4. "Your heartbeat is music to my ears... I am nowhere. I am everywhere. I am the watcher, unseen." In Ahn'Kahet: The Old Kingdom, Prince Taldaram's vampiric ways and flame sphere ability are annoying. But he invokes the calm and collected exterior of a proper blood-drinker when addressing his enemies.
3. "You invade my home and then dare to challenge me? I will tear the hearts from your chests and offer them as gifts to the death god! Rualg nja gaborr." Another vrykul appears on the list! This time it's King Ymiron in Utgarde Pinnacle, who wants to rip you apart more than any other. His violent nature continues as he screams, "Ranulf of the Screaming Abyss, snuff these maggots with darkest night!"
2. "I'LL PAINT MY FACE WITH YOUR BLOOD!!" Utguard Keep's Ingvar the Plunderer, yet another vrykul, tells us about his creative plans for our entrails. This also has become a great battlecry among guildies (as popularized by Scott Johnson of The Instance) and is just a fun thing to yell at random crowds in Dalaran. It would have been atop my list if not for the appearance of the Lich King in Halls of Reflection. (SPOILERS AHEAD!)
1. "There is no escape! Succumb to the chill of the grave! Another dead end..." How could the Lich King NOT be at the top of the list? This first time you face him in HoR, you’re mostly just running away. But his confident yet totally pissed off manner of steadily following your retreat is terrifying. No, you will not down the Lich King in a 5-man dungeon. You can only run away. A fitting lead up to the battle ahead at Icecrown Citadel, and yet another way for Blizzard to up the tension factor for the climax of WotLK. I can’t wait to hear what he has to say at the very end.
One More Content Patch In The Works?
WorldofWar.de: Will there be another patch before Cataclysm or do you even plan to release a new raid boss? Tom Chilton: We do expect that there will be a new patch before the new expansion, although we don’t expect it to be like a typical numbered patch like 3.4 or 3.5. This could include balance changes, it could potentially include new features, depending on once the BattleNet-Features come online, maybe it could implement some of these. There’s even the possibility for a new raid boss, but it’s too early to say for sure.So if it's not 3.4, then what will it be? 4.0 is likely to be the patch which introduces the re-made version of Azeroth, as well as many of the other universal changes undoubtedly coming with Cataclysm. Therefore, I think we can expect to see something along the lines of a "Patch 3.3.2," for the reasons cited by Chilton above. Assuming Battle.net 2.0 gets up and running before the expansion, then there will most certainly need to be a patch which adds that functionality to World of Warcraft, and we knew there would have to be a world event connecting Wrath with the events that come after its conclusion, we just didn't realize when. As for the possibility of a new raid boss, I'm going to go ahead and assume that it might be the final addition to Vault of Archavon (which would provide the necessary dungeon symmetry, pleasing obsessive-compulsive types). But if I really wanted to go out on a limb, perhaps another portal opening up under Wyrmrest Temple? Blizzard has stated they have no current plans for the space, but as we've witnessed, what they said publicly months ago doesn't serve as a a good indicator of what they might currently be doing behind the scenes. The rest of the interview is worth reading, though it offers little new information other than the reveal above. I do like that Chilton anticipates the game being around for many years to come ("Personally I would be surprised if World of Warcraft wasn’t still around another five years from now," in his own words). With the influential, but far less popular Everquest releasing its sixteenth expansion today, I don't think I'd be surprised to still be playing WoW well into my thirties, either. I'd like to thank WorldofWar.de, a German site, for providing us with a convenient English version of the interview which you can, once again, read in its entirety here. After looking it over, come back here and tell us what you expect (or rather, want) to see in a final, pre-expansion content patch.
Winter Veil Begins Today
- On Metzen! -- Save Metzen the Reindeer.
- Scrooge -- Throw a snowball at (Cairne Bloodhoof/King Magni Bronzebeard) during the Feast of Winter Veil.
- 'Tis The Season -- During the Feast of Winter Veil, wear 3 pieces of winter clothing and eat Graccu's Mince Meat Fruitcake.
- Let It Snow -- During the Feat of Winter Veil, use a Handful of Snowflkaes on each of the race/class combinations listed below (Orc Death Knight, Tauren Shaman, Undead Rogue, Gnome Mage, Blood Elf Warlock, Human Warrior, Night Elf Druid, Troll Hunter, Dwarf Paladin, Draenei Priest).
- The Winter Veil Gourmet -- During the Feast of Winter Veil, use your culinary expertise to produce a Gingerbread Cookie, Egg Nog, and Hot Apple Cider.
- A Frosty Shake -- During the Feast of Winter Veil, use your Winter Veil Disguise kit to become a snowmand and then dance with another snowman in Dalaran.
- With A Little Helper From My Friends -- Earn 50 honorable kills as a Little Helper from the Winter Wondervolt machine.
- Fa-la-la-la-Ogri'la -- Complete the Bomb Them Again! quest while mounted on a flying reindeer during the Feast of Winter Veil.
- Simply Abominable -- Complete the quest to retrieve Smokywood Pastures' stolen treats and receive a Smokywood Pastures' Thank You.
- Bros. Before Ho Ho Ho's -- Use Mistletoe on the "Brothers" during the Feast of Winter Veil (Alliance: Brother Nimetz in Stranglethorn Vale, Brother Wilhelm in Goldshire, Brother Kristoff in Stormwind, Brother Karman in Theramore, Brother Joshua in Stormwing, Brother Crowley in Stormwind, Brother Cassius in Stormwind, Brother Benjamin in Stormwind, Brother Anton in Nijel's Point; Horde: Brother Malach in Undercity, Durkot Wolfbrother in Warsong Hold, Brother Keltan in Icecrown).
- He Knows If You've Been Naughty -- Open one of the presents underneath the Winter Veil tree once they are available.
- Crashin' & Thrashin' -- Gain 25 crashes with your Crashin' Thrashin' Racer during the feast of Winter Veil.
- BB King -- Pelt the enemy leaders listed below (Horde: High Tinker Mekkatorque, King Magni Bronzebeard, King Varian Wrynn, Prophet Velen, Tyrande Whisperwind; Alliance: Carine Bloodhoof, Lady Sylvanas Windrunner, Lor'themar Theron, Thrall, Vol'Jin).